Stolen from annalisa who apparently stole it from Eric...

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely deleted.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components". What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files.. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over my Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's various components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share it with others and return some cool components back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

-- Author Unknown


I don't know if I like the God aspect, but this made a lot of sense to me.

this is eerily accurate for a quiz...

Double Double, Toil and Trouble, you are Witches
Brew! Concocted by the Wyrd (yes, Wyrd, not
Weird) sisters in Macbeth, you seem like
trouble to everyone who doesn't know you, but
in reality you are really good for everyone.
Though the things you're made of *sound* wrong,
they're actually a good combination of things
for a fortifying brew right from the cauldron.
Persecuted for the fact that you're different,
you probably are a minority, and have a small
group of friends who love you to pieces. Other
people think you're bad news, but you are
actually really cool. You *don't* have the
ability to make people fly, though, so unless
you want to get charged, please don't try.


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I'm really sick of college

So for those of you who don't read Ariel's journal, I talked to the guy I like this morning. Lately he;s been acting kinda distant and hanging out with that other girl but, to quote Ariel, I grabbed life by the balls and asked him to fill in for me on the radio show. We were both on our separate ways to class so he said he'd call me tonight...hasn't happened yet though.

He probably doesn't give a shit, I honestly don't know why I bother crushing on people (so called because I always end up crushed in the end). I thought this one would be different. If there is hope left, it's probably an anorexically slim chance.

And what guys do notice me??? Well, let's see...there's the guy that bitched about me in his LJ then proceeded to pick fights and hit on me. There's the smug asshole I've been fighting with since SOAR (I saw him today >:(. I should've flipped him off when I had the chance...). Plus all the random guys around campus who laugh at me. When will I meet a decent guy who will be interested? When will this cruel cycle of unrequiated love stop?!?!

As if dealing with people wasn't bad enough, I also have to deal with homework (which doesn't make sense when you live at school). I have a psych test tomorrow, God only knows if I'm ready for it or not. I have 2 papers to write but can't cuz the topic is so mind-numbingly boring I feel myself drift off just looking at the pages. Plus, I'm seriously screwed if I can't find a replacement for the radio show on Sunday...