I'm sure I have hw...somewhere...

put an x for all the things you have done:

[ ] been drunk.
[ ] smoked pot.
[x] kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[ ] rode in a taxi.
[ ] been dumped.
[ ] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[ ] been in a fist fight.
[ ] had sex.
[ ] had sex more than once in the same day
[ ] had a threesome
[ ] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[ ] made out with a stranger.
[ ] stole something from your job.
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[ ] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend. (who hasn't)
[ ] had a crush on a teacher(ew)
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[ ] been to europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[ ] lost your sibling.
[ ] played 'clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[ ] went ice skating.
[ ] dropped x.
[ ] been cheated on.
[ ] had a sweet sixteen.
[ ] had a quinceanera.
[x] had a car.
[x] drove.

Do you...
[x] have a bf.
[ ] have a gf.
[ ] have a crush.
[x] feel loved.
[ ] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[ ] hate yourself.
[x] think youre attractive.
[ ] have a dog.
[ ] have your own room.
[ ] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[ ] listen to soul.
[ ] listen to techno.
[ ] listen to reggae.
[x] paint your nails.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] get good grades.
[x] play an instrument.
[ ] have slippers.
[ ] wear boxers.
[x] wear eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[ ] like the color yellow.
[ ] cyber.
[ ] claim. ???
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[ ] have long hair.
[x] have short hair.
[x] have a cell phone.
[x] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.

Are you...
[ ] ugly.
[x] pretty.
[x] ok.
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[x] bilingual
[x] short.
[ ] tall.
[ ] grounded.
[ ] sick.
[x] a virgin.
[ ] lazy.
[ ] single.
[x] taken.
[ ] looking.
[x] not looking.
[x] talking to someone.
[ ] IMing someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[x] tired.
[ ] sleepy.
[ ] annoyed.
[ ] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[x] in your room. (I'm in Jessie and Ariel's room, does that count?)
[ ] drinking something.
[x] eating something. (mmm...glass candy)
[ ] in your pjs.
[x] ticklish. (only around certain people...)
[x] listening to music. (and David Sedaris)
[ ] homophobic.
[ ] racist.

Being a perky, Bible-toting, blonde bitch should be a sin

I HATE MY ROOMMATE!!!!!!!
I HATE MY FUCKING ROOMMATE!!!!!

Here's a brief synopsis of what's been going on lately:
month 1 of school- didn't know anyone, hung out with roommate
month 2- present- have friends, dropped the bitch

Basically my roommate and I are COMPLETE opposites and annoy each other to the point where we don't even make eye contact anymore. The sight of her makes me sick to my stomach. I got sick of her shit and have been crashing in Ariel and Jessie's room for about 2 weeks now, occasionally going into my room when I know my roommate's asleep and I don't have to deal with her to get changes of clothes.

It's not even my fucking room anymore! I was laying on Ariel's floor working on my computer when I reached for my CD case and realized it wasn't there. I really wanted to listen to the CD of anime and Japanese songs my boyfriend burned me. I went to the room and not only was she there, the door was plastered in Christmas stuff. WTF?!?!?! As if that wasn't enough, she signed BOTH our names on the list of roommates wanting to switch! I am so sick of her insensitive shit and martyr act. Oh no, poor Elaine gets stuck with the weird kid. Poor bitch.

All I want for Christmas (or, more apppropriately, Hanukkah) is an M16 and a freebie kill.

Merry Christmas to me...