Today I was walking by the room and saw a little Menorah on the door next to my roommate's Christmas stuff. It's looked weird and really out of place. Apparently someone blabbed to my roommate that I was a little pissed last week when I walked by the room and saw it plastered in Christmas shit. I was hanging out with Ariel in her room when she came in. Conversation went as follows:
Evil roommate: hey, I heard you were upset about the decorations so I put up a Menorah.
Me: Oh...
ER: I also made paper candles. You could put one up each night!
(I doubt she saw the REAL Menorah behind me that I lit. Playing with the paper shit on a door of a room I've vacated seems like a waste of time).
ME: *silence as I look at my computer screen*
ER: Or you could put them all on at once. Or I could do it.
ME: I think it's be a pain to put them up night by night
ER: ok
I may come off as a bitch there but a dinky paper Menorah won't make up for the past 4 months