Meg called for a girls night out tonight because...well...boyfriends tend to be distracting. Ashly, Dani, Cassie, Brooke, and I sat in Meg's room talking for 3 hours. One of the things we talked about was Walmart, which led to a pilgrimidge (sp). This time I brought my camera :)
Our first stop was to the movie section where we saw this little beauty. You know how some mother's play Baby Genius or Mozart to make their kid (allegedly) smarter? Well this uses to the same logic to make your baby a good little Christian...
It's called "Praisebaby" and it's only $9.96 at your local Walmart...
We then moved on to the toy section
See Meg pose with her "Harley."
Next was the hardware department...
death by plunger!
Not Shown: my metal pole fight with Meg, that's a video :P
can't you see this on a holiday card??
Meg and Ashly again
Meg and Ashly and their "illegitamate" Santa child
Meg and I got to meet Santa!! :D
John, our server
He was so nice, I made him a present (it's demonic)
John then proceeded to find a place for his present...
<u> great quotes from tonight </u>
*we walk into seasonal aisle*
Meg: smells like ass...
Me: ... Christmas ass
Me: "Come with me, let's go find Jesus!!!"
Walmart guy: "Don't let me interrupt" (when Meg and I were fighting)
Me: "The puzzles broke her fall" (when Ashly skated into an endcap)
John: "Sneaky plate!"
"You're gonna break it, fucker!" - drunk/stoned guys in Steak n' Shake (referring to sneaky plate)