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Meg called for a girls night out tonight because...well...boyfriends tend to be distracting. Ashly, Dani, Cassie, Brooke, and I sat in Meg's room talking for 3 hours. One of the things we talked about was Walmart, which led to a pilgrimidge (sp). This time I brought my camera :)

Our first stop was to the movie section where we saw this little beauty. You know how some mother's play Baby Genius or Mozart to make their kid (allegedly) smarter? Well this uses to the same logic to make your baby a good little Christian...

 It's called "Praisebaby" and it's only $9.96 at your local Walmart...

We then moved on to the toy section

 See Meg skate.

 See Meg pose with her "Harley."

Next was the hardware department...

 plunger sing-along

 death by plunger!

Not Shown: my metal pole fight with Meg, that's a video :P

 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the First  Black Jesus!!

 can't you see this on a holiday card??

 Meg and Ashly again

 Meg and Ashly and their "illegitamate" Santa child

 Meg and I got to meet Santa!! :D

 John, our server

 mmm... milkshakes

 He was so nice, I made him a present (it's demonic)

 John then proceeded to find a place for his present...

 

<u> great quotes from tonight </u>

*we walk into seasonal aisle*
Meg: smells like ass...
Me: ... Christmas ass

Me: "Come with me, let's go find Jesus!!!"

Walmart guy: "Don't let me interrupt" (when Meg and I were fighting)

Me: "The puzzles broke her fall" (when Ashly skated into an endcap)

John: "Sneaky plate!"

"You're gonna break it, fucker!" - drunk/stoned guys in Steak n' Shake (referring to sneaky plate)

Date: 2005-11-20 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twinklette.livejournal.com
actually, I've often seen Jesus as black...because he certainly wasn't white living where he was...

Date: 2005-11-21 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtual-rabbi.livejournal.com
OK Pilgrim. Let me know when you run into a DVD that will help make your child a good little Jew. I get us both a copy.

Your pal,
Ben

Date: 2005-11-22 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theothersean.livejournal.com
I have believed in a Black Jesus ever since the Detroit Pistons won the Finals two years ago. Ben Wallace = Black Jesus.

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