This might make Virtual Rabbi feel better, at least it isn't another letter to Santa!

[broken_soul6286]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I fed virtual_rabbi to a Shoggoth (250 points). Yesterday, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (290 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
broken_soul6286

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Hm... that might have worked if he wasn't eaten.

Comments

[e-dann.livejournal.com]

so i work at borders [where, by the way, ive seen your mom and your brother and sister a number of times, but i always see them from across the store and so i never really go up and say hi because im sure they wouldnt just recognize me right off hand, but i always plan on saying hi and telling them who i am if im ever helping them or anything]
...anyway, so i work at borders and yesterday or the day before i saw a book on display at the front of the store with a big giant octopus or something on the cover and i thought it might be cthulhu or something, haha, so i went up close to check the title, but it was something else. but now i cant remember what it was...oh well.